Post by Brad Holmes on Mar 20, 2010 20:10:28 GMT -6
Fellow Atatürkeys!
Have you considered your vote in the ongoing General Election?
If I may,
Our platform and name are forthcoming, but that's how we roll, I mean sit. In the interim I offer the following facts:
- RUMP leaders and leadership brought you your Provincial Constitution
- The RUMP has kept you safe from zombies and all forms of flesh-eating nasties
- The sun shines because the RUMP likes to sit in the sun
- Chuck Norris votes RUMP because he likes to kick it
- If you vote for us, all of your wildest dreams will come true
You may not know it, but you're already a RUMP supporter. Don't believe me? Look behind you. "What's that?!", you shriek. Don't be alarmed, it's a mighty fine RUMP.
Go with your gut, I mean butt. VOTE RUMP!!!
Have you considered your vote in the ongoing General Election?
If I may,
Our platform and name are forthcoming, but that's how we roll, I mean sit. In the interim I offer the following facts:
- RUMP leaders and leadership brought you your Provincial Constitution
- The RUMP has kept you safe from zombies and all forms of flesh-eating nasties
- The sun shines because the RUMP likes to sit in the sun
- Chuck Norris votes RUMP because he likes to kick it
- If you vote for us, all of your wildest dreams will come true
You may not know it, but you're already a RUMP supporter. Don't believe me? Look behind you. "What's that?!", you shriek. Don't be alarmed, it's a mighty fine RUMP.
Go with your gut, I mean butt. VOTE RUMP!!!