Post by Brad Holmes on Mar 22, 2010 19:30:32 GMT -6
feeling came back into the RUMP, who have finished trying out their new platform and name. And finding it satisfactory and quite comfy, like a well-worn pair of pants, the RUMP decided to share it with the people.
My fellow citizens!!! Why so serious? This is supposed to be fun!
I am the lucky RUMPer who caught the hot potato, so it is now my pleasure to present the RUMP's name for this term:
Raßemblamaintsch Unusual dels Misfätsilor Pareßeis
or
The Unusual Rally of Lazy Delinquents
Our platform is as follows:
Plank 1: We'll take care of business when we're damn good and ready! Especially if there is no business at hand.
Plank 2: We won't play what-if and make silly rules for hypothetical situations.
Plank 3: We believe that all citizens are RUMP members at heart. What else are you sitting on?!
Plank 4: We promise to keep the sun rising on Talossa.
Plank 5: We promise to continue to revel in national currency and keep making Witt entertaining.
Plank 5.5: We put the RUM in RUMP!
Plank 6: We promise to be transparent. We will MOON regularly and often.
Plank 7: We promise to put on the best TalossaWest ever. Coming this July or August to a Denver metro pub near you!
Plank 8: We promise to keep our platform to 10 planks or less!
Plank 9: Who else could run things better than the way we've run things from our RUMP?
Remeber, when casting your ballot this General Election, to vote for and join the one true *party* in Talossa! Who wants free currency?! Lord Hooligan is buying!
The RUMP proudly endorses the following candidates for Senate:
Benito: Chuck Norris
Maritiimi-Maxhestic: Alexander Davis
Vuode: Viteu Toctviac'hteir
Turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout: Talossa's got RUMP!
My fellow citizens!!! Why so serious? This is supposed to be fun!
I am the lucky RUMPer who caught the hot potato, so it is now my pleasure to present the RUMP's name for this term:
Raßemblamaintsch Unusual dels Misfätsilor Pareßeis
or
The Unusual Rally of Lazy Delinquents
Our platform is as follows:
Plank 1: We'll take care of business when we're damn good and ready! Especially if there is no business at hand.
Plank 2: We won't play what-if and make silly rules for hypothetical situations.
Plank 3: We believe that all citizens are RUMP members at heart. What else are you sitting on?!
Plank 4: We promise to keep the sun rising on Talossa.
Plank 5: We promise to continue to revel in national currency and keep making Witt entertaining.
Plank 5.5: We put the RUM in RUMP!
Plank 6: We promise to be transparent. We will MOON regularly and often.
Plank 7: We promise to put on the best TalossaWest ever. Coming this July or August to a Denver metro pub near you!
Plank 8: We promise to keep our platform to 10 planks or less!
Plank 9: Who else could run things better than the way we've run things from our RUMP?
Remeber, when casting your ballot this General Election, to vote for and join the one true *party* in Talossa! Who wants free currency?! Lord Hooligan is buying!
The RUMP proudly endorses the following candidates for Senate:
Benito: Chuck Norris
Maritiimi-Maxhestic: Alexander Davis
Vuode: Viteu Toctviac'hteir
Turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout: Talossa's got RUMP!