Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN
Seneschal
the new Jim Hacker
Posts: 6,635
Talossan Since: 6-25-2004
Dame Since: 9-8-2012
Motto: Expulseascâ, reveneascâ
Baron Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
Duke Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
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Post by Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN on Jan 27, 2013 23:03:37 GMT -6
For those Fiôvans just waking up from the beauty sleep, the big news of the day is that Eric Kildow - Talossan since 2005, twice Seneschál of the Republic, and friend to most of us - has admitted creating 17 sockpuppet Talossan citizens and casting votes for 8 of them in the last election. All of them for my party, I might add. The worst bit was that we elected one of his sock puppets to the ZRT Central Committee and gave "her" 10 Cosâ seats.
So, I myself am none too pleased about these shenanigans. Eric says it was a prank to expose the Kingdom's lax immigration laws that got out of hand. As those of us with long memories know, Eric has been occasionally prone to... erratic behaviour. But never outright electoral fraud before.
Eric renounced his citizenship on the spot. I am trying, nonetheless, to have a proper Cort trial brought together where he can admit his guilt, face his victims in a manly fashion, and plead for the mercy of the rest of the nation. This is not easy for me (it's huge blow to the ego to find out that 1/4 of your Cosâ seats were fraudulent) but I believe that a) the nation needs it to heal; b) Eric needs it for the sake of his own honour, personal growth, and possibly one day in the far future his rehabilitation as a Talossan.
Questions? Comments?
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Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN
Seneschal
the new Jim Hacker
Posts: 6,635
Talossan Since: 6-25-2004
Dame Since: 9-8-2012
Motto: Expulseascâ, reveneascâ
Baron Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
Duke Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
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Post by Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN on Jan 27, 2013 23:16:01 GMT -6
Oh, and we need a new Provincial SoS. >_<
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Post by Ián B. Anglatzarâ on Jan 28, 2013 2:23:40 GMT -6
Trial yes. Restoration of citizenship, not unless it's the prerequisite for a trial.
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Lüc da Schir
Senator for Benito
If Italy wins a Six Nations match I will join the Zouaves
Posts: 4,125
Talossan Since: 3-21-2012
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Jan 28, 2013 14:33:48 GMT -6
Oh, and we need a new Provincial SoS. >_< This is just bad luck... I wonder what will happen to the next ProvSoS.
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Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN
Seneschal
the new Jim Hacker
Posts: 6,635
Talossan Since: 6-25-2004
Dame Since: 9-8-2012
Motto: Expulseascâ, reveneascâ
Baron Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
Duke Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
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Post by Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN on Jan 28, 2013 14:50:36 GMT -6
Probably die in a bizarre gardening accident, or choke on someone else's vomit.
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King John
King of Talossa
Posts: 2,415
Talossan Since: 5-7-2005
Knight Since: 11-30-2005
Motto: COR UNUM
King Since: 3-14-2007
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Post by King John on Jan 28, 2013 15:18:11 GMT -6
Literally LOL, at my desk. Thanks, Miestra; I think we're both sickies.
— John R
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Hooligan
Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa
Posts: 7,325
Talossan Since: 7-12-2005
Motto: PRIMA CAPIAM POCULA
Baron Since: 11-20-2005
Count Since: 9-8-2012
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Post by Hooligan on Jan 28, 2013 16:51:43 GMT -6
Continuing the TIST! theme started by our cüncitaxhien Miestrâ....
It seems our friend Eric turned it up past eleven. "This goes to eighteen." :-)
(Sorry; couldn't resist.)
Hool
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