Post by Sir C. M. Siervicül on Apr 1, 2009 20:56:53 GMT -6
WHEREAS, the global economic downturn has also impacted Talossan economic indicators and activity levels, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu recognizes that Talossa's beer-based currency system is not immune to weaknesses in other systems of currency, and
WHEREAS, Wittenberg posting is also a key form of "economic" activity in Talossa, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu is concerned by the growing inequality in Wittenberg post distribution, such that Talossa would surely have one of the worst Gini coefficients in the developed world if Gini coefficients were applied to message board posts, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu recognizes its responsibility to promote Talossan economic recovery, to assist those most impacted by the recession, and to stabilize provincial operations in order to minimize and avoid reductions in essential provincial services, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu is not beneath taking inspiration in how to deal with these issues from the Congress of Talossa's great neighbor and ally, the United States of America,
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby enacts that:
1. The Ministry of Finance shall immediately provide an economic stimulus payment of 59 Louise, in beer, to every Talossan citizen.
2. The Ministry of Stuff will immediately begin a campaign of making at least 500 stimulus posts on Wittenberg per month to boost Witt activity levels.
3. The administrators of Wittenberg will be directed to apply a 25% marginal post tax to the post count of every registered member of Wittenberg with a post count of over 2,000, distributing the excess posts equally to every citizen with a post count of less than 100.
4. Within 90 days of the passage of this bill, the Government will transfer 10,000 words to the government of each province for the purpose of making stimulus posts in each provincial forum of not less than 10 and not more than 100 words.
5. Any Talossan citizen who finds himself unable to pay his or her bar tab during these trying economic times may petition the Ministry of Finance to have the entirety of said tab classified as part of "the first round," and forwarded to Lord Hooligan for payment.
Uréu q'estadra sa:
Sir C.M. Siervicül, UrN, Senator, Pengöpäts Province
WHEREAS, the Ziu recognizes that Talossa's beer-based currency system is not immune to weaknesses in other systems of currency, and
WHEREAS, Wittenberg posting is also a key form of "economic" activity in Talossa, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu is concerned by the growing inequality in Wittenberg post distribution, such that Talossa would surely have one of the worst Gini coefficients in the developed world if Gini coefficients were applied to message board posts, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu recognizes its responsibility to promote Talossan economic recovery, to assist those most impacted by the recession, and to stabilize provincial operations in order to minimize and avoid reductions in essential provincial services, and
WHEREAS, the Ziu is not beneath taking inspiration in how to deal with these issues from the Congress of Talossa's great neighbor and ally, the United States of America,
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby enacts that:
1. The Ministry of Finance shall immediately provide an economic stimulus payment of 59 Louise, in beer, to every Talossan citizen.
2. The Ministry of Stuff will immediately begin a campaign of making at least 500 stimulus posts on Wittenberg per month to boost Witt activity levels.
3. The administrators of Wittenberg will be directed to apply a 25% marginal post tax to the post count of every registered member of Wittenberg with a post count of over 2,000, distributing the excess posts equally to every citizen with a post count of less than 100.
4. Within 90 days of the passage of this bill, the Government will transfer 10,000 words to the government of each province for the purpose of making stimulus posts in each provincial forum of not less than 10 and not more than 100 words.
5. Any Talossan citizen who finds himself unable to pay his or her bar tab during these trying economic times may petition the Ministry of Finance to have the entirety of said tab classified as part of "the first round," and forwarded to Lord Hooligan for payment.
Uréu q'estadra sa:
Sir C.M. Siervicül, UrN, Senator, Pengöpäts Province
