The Pengöpäts: Land of Fun Amendment

[Daniel Filan]

WHEREAS Pengopats is generally an awesome place, and

WHEREAS Talossan Provinces are generally awesome places, and

WHEREAS it would seem a good idea to make Pengopats a province, and

WHEREAS the RUMP pledged to Clark this sort of amendment, and

WHEREAS it would be a good idea to actually do so,

THEREFORE Article XVII, section 11 of the Organic Law is amended to
read "Section 11. Talossa's overseas colony, Pengöpäts Antarctic
Territory, forms an irrevocable part of the national patrimony and
shall never be abandoned. Its area comprises the province of
Pengöpäts. This province is forever closed to immigration, but for
counting purposes shall be considered to have 10,000 citizens", and

FURTHERMORE Article XVII, section 13 of the Organic Law is amended to read
"Section 13. No new province shall be constituted after the adoption
of this Organic Law unless said proposed province shall contain a
citizenry comprising at least 10 persons, or unless the year is 2009 CE".

Noi urent q'estadra sa:
Danihel Lupulet (MC, RUMP)
Alexander Davis (Senator, M-M)
Owen Edwards (MC, PP)

[Ieremiac'h Ventrutx]

10,000 citizens ... sounds about right.

[Breneir Itravilatx]

What is the logic behind keeping Pengopats forever closed to immigration?

[Owen Edwards]

The penguins don't like immigrants.

[Flip Molinar]

I would support this, but wouldn't mind seeing immigration opened up.

[Sir Alexandreu Davinescu]

Co-sponsor please! I endorse this bill and love it to death and will vote against it so hard its eyes will sting.

[Daniel Filan]

What a retarded bill. The very thought of this being passed makes me physically sick.

[Daniel Filan]

Mar 5, 2009 10:27:46 GMT -6 Breneir Itravilatx said:

What is the logic behind keeping Pengopats forever closed to immigration?

I don't want to have to re-draw the immigration maps.

[Owen Edwards]

Good point, Alexander. CO-SPONSOR!

[Breneir Itravilatx]

Being a cold-weather person, I think that Pengopats would be a great province to reside in...those penguins deserve to have the good people of Talossa as neighbors. Let the "March of the Talossans" begin.