The Have a Coca and a Smile Act

[Hooligan]

The Have a Coca and a Smile Act

WHEREAS Alanna Coca, better known to those Talossans she is most familiar with as Coleen, began pursuing Talossan citizenship, the best thing money can't buy, back in June of last year or something, and

WHEREAS time passed and she had taken a powder, and

WHEREAS this effectively terminated her immigration process, according to The Umpteenth Immigration Reform Act, and

WHEREAS pursuant to the terms of that governing legislation, the said Alanna Coca (a.k.a. Coleen) is eligible to pursue citizenship in this great nation again, but it can be granted to her only through the extraordinary measure of legislation passed by this august body and approved by that guy with the beard, if we can pry him away from his paperback book collection long enough to assent to such a thing, and

WHEREAS the said Alanna Coca, having claimed to wise up -- or at least to have succumbed to the pain of the arm-twisting being visited upon her by other Talossans, who shall remain nameless but who are related to both her and me -- now indicates an active and ardent interest in becoming a Talossan citizen, and

WHEREAS there's no reason yet to doubt her, but we have until the end of the February Clark to see if she's gonna take another powder, and

WHEREAS the said Alanna Coca is the only one of my sisters who was smart enough to marry one of my own high school buddies (someone who has inspired me in my choice of -- or at least resignation to -- our common hairdo), a really great guy who doesn't deserve to be saddled with a non-Talossan wife, now

THEREFORE pursuant to clause 6 of Talossan statutory law 35RZ22, the Ziu hereby directs that a grant of citizenship be issued by the King, through His Majesty's Chancery, for Alanna Coca.

Noi urent q'estadra sa,
Tepistà (MC, RUMP)
Xhorxh Asmour (MC, CCCP)
Flip Molinar (MC, CCCP)

[Xhorxh Asmour]

I gladly second it!

[Flip Molinar]

Jan 7, 2009 14:38:59 GMT -6 Xhorxh Asmour said:

I gladly second it!

You have my support.

[Aladna la Mha-Coca]

I am humbled

[Owen Edwards]

I oppose vociferously.

Reasons forthcoming, when I invent them.



It'll be good to have you onboard Alanna =)

[Aladna la Mha-Coca]

*googles "vociferously" *

[Hooligan]

The names of the Right Honourable M:sr Asmour (M. Finançù) and of the Right Honouarble S:r Flip Molinar (M. Afaes Utphätseschti) have both been added to this bill as its cosponsors (and "Uréu q'estadra sa" has been changed to "Noi urent q'estadra sa" [We pray that it may be so], accordingly, of course), per their requests, as made on this thread.

Hooligan

[Çelís del Þeracour]

Welcome Sister number 3! I promise to get more involved in my Talossan Citizenship!

[Cody Ellsworth]

If I was a citizen, I'd definitely approve.

[Aladna la Mha-Coca]

Thanks guys!

I still haven't used vociferously in a sentence.

Oh wait....I just did. Project complete!!!

[Sevastain Barclamíu]

Could I aid in approving this?

[Hooligan]

Sev --

Since you are not (yet?) a member of the Ziu, all that you can offer is your vociferous support (luckily for you, though, that's the kind she likes best, apparently).

Hooligan

[Cody Ellsworth]

Jan 30, 2009 0:00:58 GMT -6 Aladna la Mha-Coca said:

Thanks guys!

I still haven't used vociferously in a sentence.

Oh wait....I just did. Project complete!!!

I actually never even heard of the word until just a couple days ago here. I've used it like 3 times already to some of my friends haha.


They're just like,"Wtf?..."

It's a good word.

[Aladna la Mha-Coca]

lol Cody...I need to practice pronouncing it first or I'll just embarass myself

[Deleted]

hope she'll be able to lend a helping manus or two.