May 2006 Clark: LOG YOUR VOTES HERE

[Joseph Walkland]

*rises*

I, Joseph Walkland, cast my votes on the May 2006 Clark as follows:

• VOC: Uc
  

I yeild the floor.

*sits down*

[Sir Samuhel Tecladeir]

*rises*

VOC: Üc

*sits*
*sleeps*
*zzzzzzz*

[Sir X. Pol Briga]

SCENE: A library, within the stacks, a lightbeam piercing the darkness from the pane of a window, upon a shelf of books, with dust swirling within the beam as the sound of footsteps approach.

ACTION: a hand appears, and grasps an old, leather bound tome, title unintelligible. More dust cascades off the book as it creaks open to reveal a page with a single elaborately caligraphic word displayed on the turned page

"Üc"

OFFSCREEN VOICE: The vote is of confidence, and for confidence, but not in confidence as I express it for all to see, as XPB.

[Nikϋ]

Üc Üc Üc
I like the current government
Üc Üc Üc

(repeat x8)

[Brad Holmes]

Üc.

[Trotxâ]

*Stands with a phone-book thick sheaf of papers in left hand. This prompts a stampede as other Members quickly depart.

Notices the rapid disappearance of all other members of the Cosâ.

Stands, looking at the only remaining human in the chamber, Samuhél Tecladéir, the Túischac'h, who glares down at the MC from Vuode from the Speaker's Dias.

Clears throat.

Speaks*

S:reu Túischac'h - I shall be brief:

(a low mutter is heard echoing from an unknown source, possibly the phrase, "yeah, right.")

FOR SIR FRITZ

Sir Fritz is the Sénéchal we choose.
He saved us when cannons were loose.
Since his government's good,
I'll support as I should.
In confidence I shall vote "Üc".

I yield the floor.

Trotxâ (MC, RUMP)

*sits down*

(With apologies to Lord Hooligan. I'm not even Irish!)

[Al Simmerman]

uc

[Danihel Laurieir]

Mr. Speaker! My fellow MCs!

I rise to say UC, which, in Talossan, is an ugly sound. But the meaning in this case--a vote of confidence in the current government and its Prime Minister--should be heard in the inner ear of the soul as a radiant, euphonious, sibilant song of affirmation and positiveness. I vote Yes Oui, Si, Ja, Da!

I yield the floor.

[Nic Casálmac'h]

VOC: Üc

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

VOC: Üc

Which I intend to be my last vote as a member of this body. In the interest of furthering separation of powers in Talossa and providing more opportunities for service for other citizens, I do not plan to seek any seats in the next Cosâ. It's been an honor and a privilege to serve with you all.

[Polly Maria Holdorf]

VOC: Üc

[Olaf]

VOC: Uc

[Albrec'ht Cheleir]

In loudest din
Or hush profound
My ears catch evil's slightest sound
Let those who toll out evil's knell
Hear the vote of confidence
Of the F-Sharp Bell!

"Uc!"

[Eugene Oh]

Oh dear Albrec'ht's poem actually started off sounding like Milton hahahaha