Post by Sir Alexandreu Davinescu on Jan 4, 2008 16:16:57 GMT -6
Given the current situation and the very difficult decisions therein that have arisen, I have tried to author this bill to address the problem as best I can. I will happily consider any reasonable amendations.
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The Extraordinarily Serious Matter Act
or
Million to One Shot, Doc - Million to One! Act
WHEREAS the entity known as the "Republic of Talossa" has consistently proven itself willing to go to any lengths to attack the innocent citizens of Talossa's precious bodily fluids, possibly influenced by the mysterious color-coded terrorists known as the "reds", intending to sap them through exertions or add impurities via fluoridation, and
WHEREAS the government of Talossa and this Ziu believes our previous bodily fluids - including but not limited to saliva, yellow bile, black bile, blood, lymph, and possibly feet - are of the most vital importance to Talossans' well-being and functionality, and that it is important to deny our enemies our essence, and
WHEREAS through various secret reports and essential information which has been relayed to us by our neighbor's dog we have come to understand that there has been a recent drop in the level of levity in which we have engaged and we are not happy about this,
THEREFORE the government of Talossa hereby issues the following condemnatory statement, to be read into the record and into the law in all perpetuity forever-and-ever: "Talossa stands by and within (metaphorically) the patriotic bodily fluids of each Talossan, and pledges to help sustain them with proper hydration, because this is serious business."
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The Extraordinarily Serious Matter Act
or
Million to One Shot, Doc - Million to One! Act
WHEREAS the entity known as the "Republic of Talossa" has consistently proven itself willing to go to any lengths to attack the innocent citizens of Talossa's precious bodily fluids, possibly influenced by the mysterious color-coded terrorists known as the "reds", intending to sap them through exertions or add impurities via fluoridation, and
WHEREAS the government of Talossa and this Ziu believes our previous bodily fluids - including but not limited to saliva, yellow bile, black bile, blood, lymph, and possibly feet - are of the most vital importance to Talossans' well-being and functionality, and that it is important to deny our enemies our essence, and
WHEREAS through various secret reports and essential information which has been relayed to us by our neighbor's dog we have come to understand that there has been a recent drop in the level of levity in which we have engaged and we are not happy about this,
THEREFORE the government of Talossa hereby issues the following condemnatory statement, to be read into the record and into the law in all perpetuity forever-and-ever: "Talossa stands by and within (metaphorically) the patriotic bodily fluids of each Talossan, and pledges to help sustain them with proper hydration, because this is serious business."
