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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2007 18:26:02 GMT -6
Whereas, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossan responsibilities;
Whereas, many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;
Whereas, many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;
Whereas, we have no support group for our addiction;
Therefore, the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;
Therefore, Life cereal is hereby outlawed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2007 6:14:39 GMT -6
I knew I should be blaming the cereal all along. Next up, let's abolish Chex Mix, I hate that stuff and it shows up at every party.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2007 8:19:47 GMT -6
The Act Against Life (revised)
Whereas, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossan responsibilities;
Whereas, many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;
Whereas, many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;
Whereas, we have no support group for our addiction;
Therefore, the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;
Therefore, the Ziu hereby officially discourages Talossans from purchasing or consuming LIFE cereal.
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Brad Holmes
Cunstaval to Maritiimi-Maxhestic
Atatürkey, and flying by the seat of my RUMP
Posts: 1,014
Talossan Since: 3-16-2006
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Post by Brad Holmes on Apr 27, 2007 18:54:42 GMT -6
Your revision is better. Life, while not a staple, is a pretty tasty cereal. Not to mention the product advertised by one of the most notable and memorable characters in commercial history. I knew I should be blaming the cereal all along. Next up, let's abolish Chex Mix, I hate that stuff and it shows up at every party. Negative Ghostrider. That would be like abolishing ice just because it's at every party. It's too good to make illegal. Kid 1: Give it to Mikey. He never likes anything! Kid 2: Mikey likes it! |
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