La Ziua da Breitz Ümaneir

[Hooligan]

Proclamaziun dal Ziua da Breitz Ümaneir
Proclamation of Brett Favre Day

I, Ma la Mha, Prüm Baron Tepistà, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan, laden as I am with all duly vested authority and stuff, do hereby make and do forthwith declare this, the following proclamation:

WHEREAS Breitz Ümaneir, known to the Cestours as Brett Favre, star of There's Something About Mary and world champion quarterback of els Empacheirs da Florencia, announced his retirement from the NFL this day, and

WHEREAS all of the citizens of Talossa rise as one in acknowledgement of the greatness of S:reu Ümaneir during his playing career, and in appreciation of his talents and accomplishments, and

WHEREAS in recognition of these talents and accomplishments, the admission of S:reu Ümaneir into the team's Hall of Fame, and the Hall of Fame of the sport he played is most certainly assured, and

WHEREAS the citizens of the Kingdom of Talossa wish for S:reu Ümaneir the best for his future after leaving els Empacheirs, now

THEREFORE March 4th, 2008 is declared to be La Ziua da Breitz Ümaneir in the Kingdom of Talossa, and it is recommended that this day be spent by all Talossans everywhere in remembrance and appreciation of the talents of S:reu Ümaneir, and the significant contributions of this great man to our national NFL team.

Di'eu salvadra el Regeu! Di'eu salvadra el Regipäts Talossan!

Di'eu salvadra els Empacheirs! Di'eu salvadra Breitz Ümaneir!

Done under my hand this 4th day of March, 2008/xxix.

Mha

[EM Vürinalt]

Huzzah!!

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

¡Vetz Empacheirs!

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

I hope His Majesty countersigns this.

[Sir X. Pol Briga]

Perhaps it would be bold to ask, but even as a die hard Bronco's fan I can appreciate the contributions of S:reu Ümaneir as it relates to the link between the realm and the most local NFL team. My suggestion that the 4th day of March be proclaimed Ziua Breitz Ümaneir & Empacheirs da Florencia, or Brett Favre and Green Bay Packers Day as a national day of recognition each year.

XPB

[Hooligan]

My philosophy as the Seneschal is to eschew issuing Prime Dictates, preferring legislation through the Ziu, unless there is grave cause for immediate action. With few exceptions, I have limited my official acts to declarations and proclamations of ephemeral notice.

A well-presented draft act that would create a legal holiday to honour our national team would almost certainly find support in the Ziu.

Hooligan

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

The power to declare holidays lies with the King. Traditionally, holidays have been created by PD or RZ, which is justifiable because those require royal assent, but he can do it all by himself if he wants to.

[Hooligan]

The Justice is, as usual, correct, and I stand (sit) reëducated and corrected. Thank you, good sir knight.

Hooligan