Petition of Citizenship for Matt Benzschawel

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

WHEREAS it has been more than a fortnight since Matt Benzschawel first posted on Wittenberg, following his introduction to the citizens of the Kingdom by the Immigration Minister, and

WHEREAS the said Matt Benzschawel has in that time demonstrated an active and genuine interest in Talossan life and culture, and

WHEREAS the said Matt Benzschawel is a langdevil and great person all around, and

WHEREAS the said Matt Benzschawel desires to obtain citizenship in the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS the said Matt Benzschawel has four consecutive consonants in his last name, and

WHEREAS he plays the most "hip-hoppinest" instrument on the planet, the saxophone and

WHEREAS by all indications it appears that S:reu Benzschawel would be a loyal and dedicated citizen, and a credit to this nation if he obtains the grant of citizenship he requests, and

NOW THEREFORE I, Alexandreu Gavárþic'h, citizen in good standing of the great province of Vuode and of the Kingdom of Talossa, do by these presents petition the Secretary of State to ISSUE A GRANT OF CITIZENSHIP TO Matt Benzschawel, as specified by law.

Humbly submitted on this 19th day of December, 2007/XXVIII. God save the Kingdom of Talossa!

[Capt. Sir Mick Preston]

Talossan Statute 35RZ22

Clause 4 "...At any time at least fifteen days after the beginning of the examination period, any current citizen of Talossa may petition the Secretary of State requesting that a Royal Grant of Citizenship be issued to the prospective citizen."


(Um....

His first post was Dec 4, 2007, 6:12pm, so he'll be eligible on Dec 20, 2007, 6:13pm

It's 15 days AFTER his first post.

you are 25 hours too early.)

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

mick said:

Talossan Statute 35RZ22

Clause 4 "...At any time at least fifteen days after the beginning of the examination period, any current citizen of Talossa may petition the Secretary of State requesting that a Royal Grant of Citizenship be issued to the prospective citizen."


(Um....

His first post was Dec 4, 2007, 6:12pm, so he'll be eligible on Dec 20, 2007, 6:13pm

It's 15 days AFTER his first post.

you are 25 hours too early.)

D'oh, my bad! Thanks Mick

[Vit Caçeir]

Stay up late, Dreu, I have every intention of getting S:reu Benzschawel into Mussolini...

[EM Vürinalt]

Wie spät??

O! Kontrollierst deinen PMs, weil ich die neuen Flaggen geschickt.

To avoid arguement and confusion:

siervicul said:

Your provincial assignment will be based on your residence. Since you (like S:reu Wadas) live in Mussolini's geographic zone, you will be a Mussolinian. The exception is if the province you would ordinarily be assigned to is disproportionately large (in which case you would be bumped to a less populous province), but that doesn't apply to you.

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

edwardwadas said:

Stay up late, Dreu, I have every intention of getting S:reu Benzschawel into Mussolini...

He'll get into Mussolini no matter what, but remember I'll be ready to pounce, 24 hours from now is 4:58 my time, 3:58 your time, I'll make sure to stay late at school and make sure my petition is the one that gets Matt in

Dréu

[Capt. Sir Mick Preston]

It's not a game, boys. Please don't make it one.

As a matter of record, *I* could post it at the exact second he is eligible. I could also make sure that the petition is spelled correctly, the grammar is correct, punctuation exact, and all types of assorted nit-picky stuff. And while I am examining the petition with intricate care, someone else might just walk in and post a petition AFTER you, but more correct.

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

mick said:

It's not a game, boys. Please don't make it one.

As a matter of record, *I* could post it at the exact second he is eligible. I could also make sure that the petition is spelled correctly, the grammar is correct, punctuation exact, and all types of assorted nit-picky stuff. And while I am examining the petition with intricate care, someone else might just walk in and post a petition AFTER you, but more correct.

I will never forgive that person...ever. What's wrong with the grammer and speling? But seriously, I'm not seeing anything wrong at this point.

[Hooligan]

I hate to be the one to do the math, but fifteen days after 6:12 PM on the 4th would indeed seem to be 6:12 PM on the 19th.

One day after the fourth is the fifth....
Two days after the fourth is the sixth....

I'm pretty sure fifteen days after the fourth is the nineteenth.

Hooligan

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

I see that Breneir seconded the other petition, so I'll second this one, just so it doesn't feel lonely.

[Capt. Sir Mick Preston]

mha said:

I hate to be the one to do the math, but fifteen days after 6:12 PM on the 4th would indeed seem to be 6:12 PM on the 19th.

One day after the fourth is the fifth....
Two days after the fourth is the sixth....

I'm pretty sure fifteen days after the fourth is the nineteenth.

Hooligan

Math is hard!

[Vit Caçeir]

mick said:

As a matter of record, *I* could post it at the exact second he is eligible.

You could, but you won't. Probably. Most likely. Maybe?

alexandreu said:

But seriously, I'm not seeing anything wrong at this point.

Well, for starters, "hip-hoppinest" and "langdevil" aren't words. Your spelling and punctuation may be good in this one instance, but it typically helps to use words that exist in a legal document.