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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 5, 2017 16:29:44 GMT -6
It's awfully lonely being a Navy of one. I have to swab the decks myself, which is tough after 8 hours at my day job. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep, wishing I at least had a cute cabin boy to keep me company during the long night hours. The only consolation, I get all the rum to myself. Well, I'm not gonna let the bloody Marine Corps get all the recruits and the glory! Since no one has visited the Navy's Facebook page, I've decided to create a recruitment thread here on Witt. Join the Navy! We aren't as serious as the Marines. (In the Navy, you won't get sworn in, you'll get sworn at.) Stay tuned for further recruitment posters.  |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 5, 2017 17:06:12 GMT -6
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Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN
Seneschal
the new Jim Hacker
Posts: 6,635
Talossan Since: 6-25-2004
Dame Since: 9-8-2012
Motto: Expulseascâ, reveneascâ
Baron Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
Duke Since: Feudal titles are for gimps
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Post by Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN on Dec 5, 2017 17:10:07 GMT -6
Come on and join your fellow man!  |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 5, 2017 17:26:31 GMT -6
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 5, 2017 17:31:22 GMT -6
Come on and join your fellow man! Link to the video, please. For Naval research purposes... |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 5, 2017 17:46:21 GMT -6
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Post by Audrada Rôibeardét on Dec 8, 2017 8:14:53 GMT -6
(In the Navy, you won't get sworn in, you'll get sworn at.) By Marines! HOORAY! |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 9, 2017 20:18:06 GMT -6
(In the Navy, you won't get sworn in, you'll get sworn at.) By Marines! HOORAY! Bloody landlubbers. "The plenty, the arrogant...the Marines." Join the Talossan Navy. Learn swear words the Marines only wish they knew. You'll be able to "swear like a sailor". |
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Ian Plätschisch
Senator for Maritiimi-Maxhestic
Posts: 4,001 
Talossan Since: 3-21-2015
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Post by Ian Plätschisch on Dec 9, 2017 21:06:54 GMT -6
In case everyone forgot, the Marine Corp is part of the Navy, so anyone who joins the former also joins the latter.
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 9, 2017 21:47:59 GMT -6
In case everyone forgot, the Marine Corp is part of the Navy, so anyone who joins the former also joins the latter. Not as long as I'm Admiral...these Marines have a rude awakening coming if this is true...(what, me bother to look at the rulebooks? Rulebooks is fer landlubbers. Now eat your spinach and tie me a sheepshank. Aargh.) |
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Ian Plätschisch
Senator for Maritiimi-Maxhestic
Posts: 4,001
Talossan Since: 3-21-2015
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Post by Ian Plätschisch on Dec 9, 2017 21:51:32 GMT -6
In case everyone forgot, the Marine Corp is part of the Navy, so anyone who joins the former also joins the latter. Not as long as I'm Admiral...these Marines have a rude awakening coming if this is true...(what, me bother to look at the rulebooks? Rulebooks is fer landlubbers. Now eat your spinach and tie me a sheepshank. Aargh.) Don't make me fire you. Aargh. |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Dec 9, 2017 22:02:45 GMT -6
 "Admiral, Ian Plastics is makin' laws and whatnot, concernin' the Navy! Wot we gonna do?" "Ian? Good lad. Fellow lover of ragtime, he is. Many a time we've shared a cup o' grog lissenin' to Joplin piano rolls. But I will not allow him to jeopardize my authority. Ready the cannons." |
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Ian Plätschisch
Senator for Maritiimi-Maxhestic
Posts: 4,001
Talossan Since: 3-21-2015
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Post by Ian Plätschisch on Dec 9, 2017 22:14:17 GMT -6
You, good sir, are getting dangerously close to treason. Don't forget that I had to fight for the money you use to maintain those cannons.
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Post by Audrada Rôibeardét on Dec 11, 2017 13:27:57 GMT -6
Wait...they get cannons?! We didn't get any cannons!
Well, whatever...I guess I'll just defend this country with my fists.
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Post by Þon Txoteu É. Davinescu on Dec 11, 2017 15:05:39 GMT -6
Mobile Infantry has tanks Sarge...  |
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