Rephrasing Cultural Suggestions Act

[Ian Plätschisch]

WHEREAS There are many cultural suggestions in el Lexhatx, and

WHEREAS As I have said until I am blue in the face, suggestions don't belong enshrined as laws, and

WHEREAS Some very small changes to these provisions makes them read better and removes the aspect of suggestion


THEREFORE F.8, which currently reads;

8. Gloria Estefan is awarded the title of National Entertainer of Talossa. The Ziu heartily recommends that all Talossans listen to her music, shake their bodies and do the conga in celebration of this.

shall be amended to read;

8. Gloria Estefan is awarded the title of National Entertainer of Talossa. Listening to her music, shaking one's body, and doing the conga shall be the official modes of celebrating this

FURTHERMORE F.37, which currently reads;

37. The shires of Pengöpäts known as Coldstrand, Evaniana, and Uttersouth, as well as the Territorial capital, Everwhite, now have official Talossan forms, respectively: Platxafred, Adiensiana, Sudurbenia, and Schembiança. The non-Talossan forms may be used as an alternative by those not familiar with the Talossan Language, although the Ziu encourages all Talossan citizens to use the Talossan forms as a way of demonstrating respect and admiration for our wonderful language and our great nation.

shall be amended to read;

37. The shires of Pengöpäts known as Coldstrand, Evaniana, and Uttersouth, as well as the Territorial capital, Everwhite, now have official Talossan forms, respectively: Platxafred, Adiensiană, Sudurbeniă, and Schembiançă. The non-Talossan forms may be used as an alternative by those not familiar with the Talossan Language, although using the Talossan forms shall be considered a way of demonstrating respect and admiration for our wonderful language and our great nation.

FURTHERMORE I.2.2, which currently reads;

1.2.2. Military Use of Bedposts. The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard are encouraged to make use of bedposts for ceremonial and drill purposes

shall be amended to read;

1.2.2. Military Use of Bedposts. The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard shall make use of bedposts for ceremonial and drill purposes

FURTHERMORE F.27, which currently reads;

27. The Ziu officially states it is acceptable to refer to the Milwaukee Brewers as "The Maricopa Brewers"; the Ziu also officially encourages the usage of the latter form in all Talossan publications and broadcasts.

is hereby repealed (F.32 already says the same thing).

FURTHERMORE F.30, which currently reads;

30. All citizens are encouraged to watch "Ishtar," a classic movie containing many allusions to Talossan Berber traits, situations, problems, resolutions and musical compositions. Know the definition, texture and appearance of Couscous, the Talossan Berber treat.

shall be amended to read;

30. "Ishtar," a classic movie containing many allusions to Talossan Berber traits, situations, problems, resolutions and musical compositions, shall be the official Berber-themed film of the Kingdom of Talossa.
    30.1. Couscous shall be the official Talossan Berber treat.

FURTHERMORE F.33, which currently reads;

33. All Talossans everywhere are encouraged to refer to the Milwaukee Bucks as the Benito Bucks (or, in Talossan, Els Bocs da Benito).

shall be amended to read;

33. The Milwaukee Bucks shall henceforth be known as the Benito Bucks (or, in Talossan, Els Bocs da Benito).

FURTHERMORE F.4.3.1, which currently reads;

19 January. Grecian Delight Remembrance Day. Upon this date, the government of The Kingdom of Talossa shall encourage the citizens of the nation to pay respect and remembrance to this all important and historical sites of interest, including Grecian Delight, locum for several pivotal points in our nations history including the 1997 Organic Law Convention, several TalossaFest celebrations and the 2002 Swearing of the Oath of Office of Prime Minister Valcadac'h.

shall be amended to read:

19 January. Grecian Delight Remembrance Day. Upon this date, citizens of Talossa shall pay respect and remembrance to this all important and historical site of interest, locum for several pivotal points in our nations history including the 1997 Organic Law Convention, several TalossaFest celebrations and the 2002 Swearing of the Oath of Office of Prime Minister Valcadac'h. The official slogan for this Day of Observance, to be used for publicity and marketing purposes, shall be; "Grecian Delight - The Place Where Everybody Knew Your Name".

FURTHERMORE F.28 which currently reads:

The Ziu hereby confers the status of National Historic Site to Grecian Delight, makes "The Place Where Everybody Knows Your Name" to be the official slogan of the restaurant for tourism/marketing purposes, and encourages all haxhis to pay a visit to Grecian Delight during their stay in the fatherland.

shall be amended to read:

The Ziu hereby confers the status of National Historic Site to the 1800 block of North Avenue in Benito Province, the site of the Grecian Delight restaurant, which was destroyed by fire on 19th January 2010.

Uréu q'estadra så;
Ian Plätschisch (MC-MRPT)

[Ian Plätschisch]

I encourage the people who voted against these provisions the last time they were Clarked (specifically Sir Alexandreu Davinescu , Sir C. M. Siervicül , and Dr. Txec dal Nordselvă ) to tell me what they dislike about them.

[Sir Alexandreu Davinescu]

I can support this, I suppose.

[Munditenens Tresplet]

I would prefer to keep the language (or similar language) of F.32 over F.27.

[Ian Plätschisch]

Aug 18, 2016 13:10:42 GMT -6 Munditenens Tresplet said:

I would prefer to keep the language (or similar language) of F.32 over F.27.

Changed.