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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Aug 1, 2012 20:50:52 GMT -6
(Thread titled after a Beastie Boys song. Hats off and a moment of silence for the late MCA.)
Let's get on to business, folks. The latest Clark is out. As your devoted public servant, I'm asking for input on how y'all want me to vote on these issues. Now that I'm in the big boys club, the cognac sippin', Cuban cigar smokin', stripper oglin' boardroom of the Senatorial headquarters, I hold vast sway over the future direction of our Kingdom. But since I don't have any public funds to waste on gambling and prostitutes, I could give a fig less on all these boring bills. (Just kidding.) How should I vote on these issues? Your wishes are my command. (And if re-elected to the Senate for another term, I promise free Thanksgiving turkeys to all who vote for me again) (Don't hold me to that.)
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Post by Eldsfäts Blasiüs on Aug 1, 2012 21:10:00 GMT -6
Just look at my votes, CTRL+C and CTRL+V.  |
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 1, 2012 22:13:12 GMT -6
Just look at my votes, CTRL+C and CTRL+V. This amuses me, but only because he has no CTRL button. |
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Lüc da Schir
Senator for Benito
If Italy wins a Six Nations match I will join the Zouaves
Posts: 4,125 
Talossan Since: 3-21-2012
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Aug 2, 2012 3:32:24 GMT -6
Just look at my votes, CTRL+C and CTRL+V. This amuses me, but only because he has no CTRL button. "Apple Plus - Apple-Minus" |
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Lüc da Schir
Senator for Benito
If Italy wins a Six Nations match I will join the Zouaves
Posts: 4,125
Talossan Since: 3-21-2012
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Aug 2, 2012 3:33:32 GMT -6
(And if re-elected to the Senate for another term, I promise free Thanksgiving turkeys to all who vote for me again) (Don't hold me to that.) I will. But since I'm not American, I'd prefer a non-Thanksgiving turkey. |
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 2, 2012 10:05:47 GMT -6
This amuses me, but only because he has no CTRL button. "Apple Plus - Apple-Minus" It is far worse than that. |
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Lüc da Schir
Senator for Benito
If Italy wins a Six Nations match I will join the Zouaves
Posts: 4,125
Talossan Since: 3-21-2012
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Aug 2, 2012 16:28:35 GMT -6
"Apple Plus - Apple-Minus" It is far worse than that.  |
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Owen Edwards
Puisne Justice
Posts: 1,400
Talossan Since: 12-8-2007
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Post by Owen Edwards on Aug 2, 2012 17:07:34 GMT -6
He uses his tongue to operate his computer. And he has no control over his tongue.
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 2, 2012 18:51:19 GMT -6
He uses his tongue to operate his computer. And he has no control over his tongue. You know, sometimes I think you might be right on that second part. |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Aug 2, 2012 19:12:20 GMT -6
He uses his tongue to operate his computer. And he has no control over his tongue. And all that accumulated saliva is starting to make the keys sttiiiiccckkk... I thought, once elected, i'd receive funds from the government to get outfitted with a brand new computer, some furniture for my "office", and enough to afford a full-time secretary (i'd already started interviewing potential candidates...all young, pretty, and completely brain dead) but Hool informed me this would put too much of a dent in the governments budget, which is used mainly for maintaining the website and keeping the nations beer reserves intact. |
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Lüc da Schir
Senator for Benito
If Italy wins a Six Nations match I will join the Zouaves
Posts: 4,125
Talossan Since: 3-21-2012
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Aug 3, 2012 4:27:05 GMT -6
He uses his tongue to operate his computer. And he has no control over his tongue. I still haven't understood. Voice commands? |
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Eleanor May
Talossan since 7-2-2012
Citizen of Talossa
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Post by Eleanor May on Aug 3, 2012 10:24:08 GMT -6
He uses his tongue to operate his computer. And he has no control over his tongue. I still haven't understood. Voice commands? His only internet access is a little phone. Except when he comes over to my house and marvels at the technological wonders of a screen you can actually see anything on. |
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 3, 2012 10:37:07 GMT -6
I still haven't understood. Voice commands? His only internet access is a little phone. Except when he comes over to my house and marvels at the technological wonders of a screen you can actually see anything on. ...crap...I was at my parents' house, using my mom's computer...forgot to check the login name...but that was me. |
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Owen Edwards
Puisne Justice
Posts: 1,400
Talossan Since: 12-8-2007
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Post by Owen Edwards on Aug 3, 2012 11:01:38 GMT -6
HACKER
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