Post by Owen Edwards on Sept 9, 2008 20:17:03 GMT -6
Your fellow Florencians
I would suggest you vote for ME, Owen Edwards, as your Senator. Why?
It is not because I am a native. No, I am a carpetbagger.
It is not because I promise to serve you ably. No, I am an undiagnosed narcoleptic and will act as a 100yo Strom Thurmond in the Senats.
It is because Ventrutz steals from peregrine falcons! Whilst hill-walking, he finds their nests, and steals eggs and twigs from them!
Can you let this menace into the very corridors of power?
Vote Edwards! Vote for falcon safety!
I would suggest you vote for ME, Owen Edwards, as your Senator. Why?
It is not because I am a native. No, I am a carpetbagger.
It is not because I promise to serve you ably. No, I am an undiagnosed narcoleptic and will act as a 100yo Strom Thurmond in the Senats.
It is because Ventrutz steals from peregrine falcons! Whilst hill-walking, he finds their nests, and steals eggs and twigs from them!
Can you let this menace into the very corridors of power?
Vote Edwards! Vote for falcon safety!
