September at l’Üniversità Talossan

[Aspra Roseta Laira]

School should be back in session within our online college. Unfortunately, the regent has been away on an extended sabbatical. Let's get going again.

Last Thursday, I had a tonsillectomy. I'm not sure if any Talossans have had this experience, but if anyone is considering, I highly discourage this course of action. It has been the most painful week of my life (and I have given birth twice and recovered from a C-section, that doesn't compare). I hope the pain improves with time, but it still hurts on day seven as it did on day two.

Once I am healed, I hope to have a lot of applications to consider for teaching positions within our fine university. Please let me know how I can help you organize a course.

Regent

[Hooligan]

I visited the Regent last week, and can attest to the fact that giving her a hug while she has a huge goiter pack around her neck trying to alleviate the pain she talked about is not helpful, and in fact exacerbates her unfortunate discomfort.

Hooligan

[Flip Molinar]

Best well wishes from your registrar.