The King John Is My Homeboy Act

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

WHEREAS King John I is awesome, and

WHEREAS he made a really good suggestion in the chatroom, and

WHEREAS I just really wanted to make a bill with this title, now

THEREFORE, we proclaim that:
1. An award be created called the "Umie" (after the Talossan word uma) to be given to non-Talossans who exhibit very Talossan behaviour. "Talossan" behaviour will be judged in three categories:
-The significance of beer in the story.
-The level of eccentricity of the story.
-The likelihood that the King would do the same thing.

2. A committee of three people be appointed by the Minister of Culture every Cosa to distribute this award and notify the recipients. Each member of the committee gives a number from one to ten in each category and if the members' total score for that person is more than 45, the nominee wins the award.

Uréu q'estadra sa

Alexandreu Gavártgic'h (MC, Vuode)

[Flip Molinar]

Cosponsor

[Sir C. M. Siervicül]

This is pretty cool. Uma is defined as "Talossan enthusiast," and I assumed it referred the Talossan language, but maybe I'm wrong.

One addition to this bill that you consider is a requirement that recipients actually be notified of the award, to discourage making trivial awards as an empty gesture.

[Xhorxh Asmour]

Jul 29, 2008 8:08:32 GMT -6 Sir C. M. Siervicül said:

This is pretty cool. Uma is defined as "Talossan enthusiast ...

Now, what does Thurman mean in Talossan?

UMA means HORSE in Japanese.

[Owen Edwards]

Specify terms further - and specify recipients further, also. Otherwise, hardly a bad idea, though one might debate whether or not we need this specific award etc etc.

[Daniel Filan]

Jul 29, 2008 10:10:58 GMT -6 Xhorxh Asmour said:

Jul 29, 2008 8:08:32 GMT -6 Sir C. M. Siervicül said:

This is pretty cool. Uma is defined as "Talossan enthusiast ...

Now, what does Thurman mean in Talossan?

UMA means HORSE in Japanese.

Anata-wa nihongo-o hanashimasu ka?

[Xhorxh Asmour]

Hanashimasu. Anata wa?

[Jack Fenton]

What about the design for such medal? Ribbon bar? I'll conjure up a proposal.

Edit: Yo!

[Daniel Filan]

Jul 31, 2008 11:10:28 GMT -6 Xhorxh Asmour said:

Hanashimasu. Anata wa?

Watashi-wa sannensei desu.

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

That's pretty cool Iac!! Not sure I understand the tree though... Perhaps a picture of King John in full ghetto clothing would be more suitable?

[Jack Fenton]

Meaning of tree:

Roots in the ground, representing roots outside Talossa; the tree grows into the sky of Talossan potential, every apple a gift to the nation.

Dreu?
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[King John]

I am, uncharacteristically, speechless.

Hoooboy.

Wuhhh?

Nnng.

[Jack Fenton]

Image hidden, as per apparent request.

[Dréu Gavárþic'h]

I love the ghetto regailia Unfortunately... I don't think it would be appropriate to put that on the award The tree is good!