Post by Hooligan on Feb 12, 2008 19:55:57 GMT -6
[The Governor rises before the Nimlet.]
Fellow Shepherds --
Having been honoured to have been elected with a unanimous counting of my own votes to the Governorship, I see that the Nimlet stands ready to pass legislation calling on me to assume the powers of my office to actually do stuff.
Accordingly, I appear before you now to officially enter into office and assume the powers of the Governorship of the great province of Florencia.
Pursuant to Article XI, Section d of the The Constitution of the Province of Florencia, which specifies the solemn oath of the office of Governor, I will now sing our provincial anthem, "Built A Little Empire", such that the powers of the office I honoured myself with shall be legitimately conferred unto me.
I built a little empire
Out of some crazy garbage...
[The Governor, now fully empowered, returns to his seat, still looking around in what seems to be the vain hope of being congratulated.]
Fellow Shepherds --
Having been honoured to have been elected with a unanimous counting of my own votes to the Governorship, I see that the Nimlet stands ready to pass legislation calling on me to assume the powers of my office to actually do stuff.
Accordingly, I appear before you now to officially enter into office and assume the powers of the Governorship of the great province of Florencia.
Pursuant to Article XI, Section d of the The Constitution of the Province of Florencia, which specifies the solemn oath of the office of Governor, I will now sing our provincial anthem, "Built A Little Empire", such that the powers of the office I honoured myself with shall be legitimately conferred unto me.
I built a little empire
Out of some crazy garbage...
[The Governor continues until he has sung the entire provincial anthem. When finished, he thinks about how it is a shame he is too old to enter American Idol, then muses for a minute on his certain future win in the first-ever Talossan Idol, then is hit by the realisation that he just made himself oh-so-powerful, and he laughs maniacally. The rest of the Shepherds wait politely, or, to be more accurate, mill about rolling their eyes and ignoring him.]I yield the floor.
[The Governor waits for the applause of the assembled Nimlet, or, in the words of the anthem, for the world to scream.]
[The Governor waits some more for the world to scream for his kiss, and begins to wonder about his chances in Talossan Idol after all.]
[The Governor decides he's just embarassing himself now.]
[The Governor, now fully empowered, returns to his seat, still looking around in what seems to be the vain hope of being congratulated.]
