The You Are What You Drink Act

[Róibeard Laira]

I'm not sure of the proper way to present this, but as a member of the Nimlet I would like to submit a bill.


WHEREAS Provinces have official things like the official provincial flag and the official provincial motto, and

WHEREAS Provinces can also have other official things like the official provincial bird, and

WHEREAS Birds are nice and all, but

WHEREAS I'd rather have an official provincial something that has more relevance to my daily life, now

THEREFORE, we establish the official provincial beverage of Florencia to be Fat Tire Amber Ale brewed by New Belgium Brewery of Fort Collins Colorado, USA, and the official provincial beverage for dandilions of Florencia to be an extra malty chocolate malt prepared by the Chugwater Soda Fountain of Chugwater, Wyoming, USA.

[Róibeard Laira]

I would also suggest an actual face to face meeting of as many Florencians as can make it to consume our new official provincial beverages.

[Aspra Roseta Laira]

Fat tire, eh? Great beer, but maybe we should title your bill, "we are trying not to be what we drink" ?

I'm for a physical meeting at the Ft. Collins brewery someday.