Brothers, the men of Vuode ask for your support in our struggle for the equal rights and responsibilities we deserve. This Sunday, we’re kicking off the Million Man Munch (MMM) as an international show the support of brothers around the world for the non-voting men of Vuode.
If you support our cause, the MMM Committee asks all Talossan men to do the following on Sunday 14 May 2006:
1. Provide a meal (the Munch) for a female that you love. You can cook it yourself, or take her out to a nice restaurant. The MMM Committee suggests brunch, but do whatever works for your schedule. 2. During the meal, ask your beloved female this question, "Do you support the right of men of Vuode to vote in the States General?” Note her response. If asked “Where is Vuode?” report that is a province in Talossa. Any further details are left to your discretion. 3. Report back in this thread if the response was positive or negative. List the first name of the woman, and your relationship to that woman.
Extras (like flowers, back-rubs, spa visits, beer, or gifts of sporting event tickets, NASCAR DVDs, video games, hunting equipment, electronic devices, etc.) can work well to help persuade our target audience of the justice of our cause.
It is our hope that the overwhelmingly positive response of females around the world as reported here on this board will help us win the hearts and minds of the matriarchy. If we win the hearts and minds, we'll win the vote.
Thank you in advance for your help.
Trotxâ Betiñéir, UrN Citizen of Vuode Talossa: A nation strong & free, with heraldry.
Hooligan Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa