Post by Sir Alexandreu Davinescu on Aug 1, 2007 14:28:27 GMT -6
37RZ13 Military Honours Act
WHEREAS the military forces of Talossa are growing and
WHEREAS the accomplishments of her soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines should be recognized and
WHEREAS nothing makes a uniform look cooler than ribbons and medals and
WHEREAS presently there exists only one military campaign award and
WHEREAS the military presently has no other way of rewarding superior achievements of service members
THEREFORE the following citations are authorized to be issued by the Minister of Defence (MoD) or any Commissioned Officer the MoD may delegate such duties to:
Service Ribbons:
North American Service Ribbon (Green and white) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any North American nation.
Asia Service Ribbon (Red with blue stripes) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission , who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any Asian nation.
European Service Ribbon (Light Blue with white stripes) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any European Nation, Australia or New Zealand.
African Service Ribbon (Green) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any African Nation.
South American Service Ribbon (Red, green and white) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any South American nation.
Talossa Service Ribbon (Red and Green) awarded to any service member who successfully completed Recruit Training, receives an Officers Commission or is appointed a Warrant Officer.
Achievement Awards:
Good Conduct Medal (Gold) awarded to all service members for one year of service without any disciplinary action.
Recruiter Ribbon (Green, Gold and Red Stripes) awarded to any service member who successfully recruits 5 people.
Achievement Medal (Red and White) Awarded by the Amirál (Admiral) [or equivalent] for significant achievements or exemplary Service.
Commendation Medal (Blue and white) awarded by the MoD for significant achievements or exemplary service.
With the following award to be issued at the pleasure of the King,
Royal Commendation Medal (Blue with two red stripes and a white break in the center) awarded by the Royal Household for significant achievements or exemplary service.
Devices:
To denote subsequent awards, the following devices are authorized to be worn on ribbons.
For Service Ribbons:
One silver star to denote each subsequent award.
For Achievement Awards
One Gold Star to denote each subsequent award.
Uréu q'estadra så:
T.M. Asmourescu, Capt. MRT, MC
WHEREAS the military forces of Talossa are growing and
WHEREAS the accomplishments of her soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines should be recognized and
WHEREAS nothing makes a uniform look cooler than ribbons and medals and
WHEREAS presently there exists only one military campaign award and
WHEREAS the military presently has no other way of rewarding superior achievements of service members
THEREFORE the following citations are authorized to be issued by the Minister of Defence (MoD) or any Commissioned Officer the MoD may delegate such duties to:
Service Ribbons:
North American Service Ribbon (Green and white) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any North American nation.
Asia Service Ribbon (Red with blue stripes) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission , who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any Asian nation.
European Service Ribbon (Light Blue with white stripes) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any European Nation, Australia or New Zealand.
African Service Ribbon (Green) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any African Nation.
South American Service Ribbon (Red, green and white) awarded to any service member, upon completing Basic Training or receiving Commission, who has served honorably in the Armed Forces of any South American nation.
Talossa Service Ribbon (Red and Green) awarded to any service member who successfully completed Recruit Training, receives an Officers Commission or is appointed a Warrant Officer.
Achievement Awards:
Good Conduct Medal (Gold) awarded to all service members for one year of service without any disciplinary action.
Recruiter Ribbon (Green, Gold and Red Stripes) awarded to any service member who successfully recruits 5 people.
Achievement Medal (Red and White) Awarded by the Amirál (Admiral) [or equivalent] for significant achievements or exemplary Service.
Commendation Medal (Blue and white) awarded by the MoD for significant achievements or exemplary service.
With the following award to be issued at the pleasure of the King,
Royal Commendation Medal (Blue with two red stripes and a white break in the center) awarded by the Royal Household for significant achievements or exemplary service.
Devices:
To denote subsequent awards, the following devices are authorized to be worn on ribbons.
For Service Ribbons:
One silver star to denote each subsequent award.
For Achievement Awards
One Gold Star to denote each subsequent award.
Uréu q'estadra så:
T.M. Asmourescu, Capt. MRT, MC
37RZ13 The I Can't Believe That's Law Act
WHEREAS there are some truly ridiculous laws which appear to still be on the books, unedited and still in force, and
WHEREAS that is pretty lame and we don't want that, and
WHEREAS statute 6RC35 or the "Symbolic Unity Programme Act" establishes entirely boring official seals, fails to present a logically workable version, since if the line is to the left of the Ben symbol then to the right of the line would be the Ben symbol so the words couldn't go there and didn't anyone bother to puzzle out this grammar, and
WHEREAS statute 25RZ52 or "The Morning-After Act" is incredibly presumptuous in its breadth and unsupported in its assertion that a majority of social problems are caused by unwanted pregnancies, and additionally is pre-empting the medical authorities of our poor Cestoûrs, and
WHEREAS statute 34RZ7 or "The Smoking Ban Act" attempts to ban smoking in all buildings except places of residence, and citizens should not endure such an assault on their freedom should they wish to open a bar or club which permits smoking, and this Act would also essentially put all tobacconists out of business and that would be bad,
THEREFORE statutes 6RC35, 25RZ52, and 34RZ7 are hereby abolished and declared to no longer be in effect.
Uréu q'estadra så:
His Majesty's Government, represented by Alexander Davis (MinStuff, Senator M-M)
WHEREAS there are some truly ridiculous laws which appear to still be on the books, unedited and still in force, and
WHEREAS that is pretty lame and we don't want that, and
WHEREAS statute 6RC35 or the "Symbolic Unity Programme Act" establishes entirely boring official seals, fails to present a logically workable version, since if the line is to the left of the Ben symbol then to the right of the line would be the Ben symbol so the words couldn't go there and didn't anyone bother to puzzle out this grammar, and
WHEREAS statute 25RZ52 or "The Morning-After Act" is incredibly presumptuous in its breadth and unsupported in its assertion that a majority of social problems are caused by unwanted pregnancies, and additionally is pre-empting the medical authorities of our poor Cestoûrs, and
WHEREAS statute 34RZ7 or "The Smoking Ban Act" attempts to ban smoking in all buildings except places of residence, and citizens should not endure such an assault on their freedom should they wish to open a bar or club which permits smoking, and this Act would also essentially put all tobacconists out of business and that would be bad,
THEREFORE statutes 6RC35, 25RZ52, and 34RZ7 are hereby abolished and declared to no longer be in effect.
Uréu q'estadra så:
His Majesty's Government, represented by Alexander Davis (MinStuff, Senator M-M)
On behalf of the province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic, I vote PËR for 37RZ13 and PËR for 37RZ13.
