Post by King John on Aug 14, 2006 16:31:43 GMT -6
The Senator from Florenciâ, still suffering from the Cough That Devoured Pittsburgh, rises to address the august assembly.
My Lord President, My Lords, Gentlemen, I rise, myself rather weighty, to cast my votes on the weighty issues before us.
36RZ1, the Royal Guardianship Act, furthers the Constitutional reform that began one year ago, with the happy ascension to the Throne of our present King. I vote për.
While I have my doubts about some details of 36RZ2, the Newer Numismatic Naming Act, still the drafters, who have been working on this issue for many months, deserve (I believe) a chance to show what they can do in this entire vexed realm of currency and postage. So I vote për, and wish the Finance Ministry well.
Coughs.
36RZ3 is simply a reflection of reality. Say what you like about the much-despised department store chain, Walmart never firebombs civilians, shoots dissidents, or liquidates populations. Për!
Fit of painful coughing.
And on 36RZ4, approving the citizenship of Hans-Juergen von Knappe, another hearty për. S:reu von Knappe will, I firmly believe, prove a valuable asset to our Kingdom.
Thank you.
Sits. Coughs. Has a swig
My Lord President, My Lords, Gentlemen, I rise, myself rather weighty, to cast my votes on the weighty issues before us.
36RZ1, the Royal Guardianship Act, furthers the Constitutional reform that began one year ago, with the happy ascension to the Throne of our present King. I vote për.
While I have my doubts about some details of 36RZ2, the Newer Numismatic Naming Act, still the drafters, who have been working on this issue for many months, deserve (I believe) a chance to show what they can do in this entire vexed realm of currency and postage. So I vote për, and wish the Finance Ministry well.
Coughs.
36RZ3 is simply a reflection of reality. Say what you like about the much-despised department store chain, Walmart never firebombs civilians, shoots dissidents, or liquidates populations. Për!
Fit of painful coughing.
And on 36RZ4, approving the citizenship of Hans-Juergen von Knappe, another hearty për. S:reu von Knappe will, I firmly believe, prove a valuable asset to our Kingdom.
Thank you.
Sits. Coughs. Has a swig
