Hooligan
Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa
Posts: 7,325
Talossan Since: 7-12-2005
Motto: PRIMA CAPIAM POCULA
Baron Since: 11-20-2005
Count Since: 9-8-2012
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Post by Hooligan on Jan 3, 2012 15:05:31 GMT -6
If I'm not mistaken, Cézembrean cats are mothered by hamsters and their leather smells of elderberries.
Viva Florencia! Hool
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Post by Ián B. Anglatzarâ on Jan 3, 2012 16:35:17 GMT -6
If I'm not mistaken, Cézembrean cats are mothered by hamsters and their leather smells of elderberries. Yes, that's a well-known fa...Them's fightin wurds, ye dirty scurvy bilge rat!
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Hooligan
Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa
Posts: 7,325
Talossan Since: 7-12-2005
Motto: PRIMA CAPIAM POCULA
Baron Since: 11-20-2005
Count Since: 9-8-2012
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Post by Hooligan on Jan 3, 2012 21:31:55 GMT -6
Them's fightin wurds, ye dirty scurvy bilge rat! Even the dirtiest Florencian rats, from the bilgiest bilges, and infected with the scurviest of scurvies, are cleaner than a Cézembrean cat! ¡Florencia àl fim!Hool
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Post by C. Carlüs Xheraltescù on Jan 4, 2012 3:08:07 GMT -6
Ián, why does he say these lies?!
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Post by D. N. Vercáriâ on Jan 4, 2012 3:16:06 GMT -6
Apparently he doesn't like Tabasco.
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Post by C. Carlüs Xheraltescù on Jan 4, 2012 3:36:02 GMT -6
Heresy!
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Post by Ián B. Anglatzarâ on Jan 4, 2012 6:00:45 GMT -6
Well, he has a point, some of our cats are dirty before you clean them, but seeing as you must clean them before you eat them I can't see it matters much.
Hmm, perhaps we should go over to the Cézembrian provincial board and terrorise them instead of standing on a street corner, making rowdy noise here?
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Post by C. Carlüs Xheraltescù on Jan 4, 2012 13:09:26 GMT -6
Well, he has a point, some of our cats are dirty before you clean them, but seeing as you must clean them before you eat them I can't see it matters much. So are pigs. In fact, pigs are notoriously dirty, and we still eat them (after they've had a bath, of course...)
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Hooligan
Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa
Posts: 7,325
Talossan Since: 7-12-2005
Motto: PRIMA CAPIAM POCULA
Baron Since: 11-20-2005
Count Since: 9-8-2012
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Post by Hooligan on Jan 4, 2012 20:29:53 GMT -6
Well, he has a point, some of our cats are dirty before you clean them, but seeing as you must clean them before you eat them I can't see it matters much. So are pigs. In fact, pigs are notoriously dirty, and we still eat them (after they've had a bath, of course...) And as scurvy-ridden as a pig might be, you can be sure that it will be cured before you eat it. (Groan!) Hool
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Post by Istefan Lorentzescu on Jan 5, 2012 3:33:43 GMT -6
Hool that's bad even for you. Your supposed the buy everyone the first round not drink the whole round yourself :-)
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Post by C. Carlüs Xheraltescù on Jan 5, 2012 14:33:36 GMT -6
So are pigs. In fact, pigs are notoriously dirty, and we still eat them (after they've had a bath, of course...) And as scurvy-ridden as a pig might be, you can be sure that it will be cured before you eat it. (Groan!) Hool I think a little part of me just died...
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Glüc da Dhi
Secretary of State
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Post by Glüc da Dhi on Jan 7, 2012 8:52:06 GMT -6
Hmm, perhaps we should go over to the Cézembrian provincial board and terrorise them instead of standing on a street corner, making rowdy noise here? A very good idea. Cézembre is a much nicer place to terrorise people.
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