Trotxâ
Talossan since 10-17-2005; Knight since 11-5-2006
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Post by Trotxâ on Jun 20, 2007 1:42:09 GMT -6
Are You Being Repressed?Tired of the same old inactive provincial government? The TSSFTROTSGOVAINTTTOOTWPGRIWAASC (Top Secret Society for the Reform of the States-General of Vuode and, If Not That, Then the Overthrow of the Whole Provincial Government, Replacing It With an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune) is now hiring for a project involving grassroots legislative reform. We want to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the east of Talossa. We want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers and Methodists. Please submit resume, cover letter, salary history and criminal record to overthrow_vuode@kingdomoftalossa.net, or apply in person on Witt. An Equal Opportunity Employer X
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 20:20:59 GMT -6
Sure, i'll help.
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 26, 2007 7:37:58 GMT -6
I would like to join! But how are we going to go about this?
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Post by Enríc Válbuerg on Aug 26, 2007 13:40:10 GMT -6
I'm in.
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 26, 2007 21:07:28 GMT -6
Once again I ask...how are we going to go about this?
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Trotxâ
Talossan since 10-17-2005; Knight since 11-5-2006
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Post by Trotxâ on Aug 27, 2007 9:20:22 GMT -6
Once again I ask...how are we going to go about this? Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness! The Premier and Cunstavál must go - gently if possible; by force if necessary. We must have elections where Men can exercise their hard-fought franchise. The time for apathy and inaction is past! We must rise up... Speak truth to power. Put down the Matriarchy and dissolve the political bands which have connected them with us. We must assume among the powers of Talossa, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God (and the Organic Law) entitle us. Meet me on the barricades! [cue the music from Les Mis]TROTXÂ Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a gender Who will not be slaves again! When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of the drums There is a life about to start When tomorrow comes!
ALEXANDREU Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade Is there a world you long to see?
STRATTON Then join in the fight That will give you the right to be free!
ALL Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a gender Who will not be slaves again! When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of the drums There is a life about to start When tomorrow comes!
VITEU Will you give all you can give So that our banner may advance Some will fall and some will live Will you stand up and take your stance? The blood of Vuode Must flow for our lives to enhance!
ALL Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a gender Who will not be slaves again! When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of the drums There is a life about to start When tomorrow comes!
TROTXÂ Here upon these stones We will build our barricade In the heart of the province We claim as our own! Each man to his duty And don't be afraid.
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Post by Sir Alexandreu Davinescu on Aug 27, 2007 10:21:21 GMT -6
THROW DOWN YOUR ARMS... THE PEOPLE SLEEP IN THEIR BEDS... NO ONE IS COMING TO HELP YOU TO FIGHT, YOU STAND ALONE! THROW DOWN THIS BARRICADE!
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Hooligan
Squirrel King of Arms; Cunstaval to Maricopa
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Post by Hooligan on Aug 27, 2007 13:39:14 GMT -6
From a Florenciân sympathizer comes the contribution of another battle song for the long and needless fight being waged by the men of Vuode: Brother Suffragent(probably from the fictitious musical Gary Poppinsand with apologies to the Sherman Brothers) We're clearly soldiers in pants and coats Dauntless crusaders for we men's votes Though we adore chicks individually We agree that as a group they're rather scary. Cast off the shackles of yesterday! Shoulder to shoulder, into the fray! Our grandson's grandsons will adore us And they'll sing in grateful chorus "Well done! Brother Suffragent!" Through Dún Cestoûr to Maryland One hears the restless cries! From ev'ry corner of the land: "Male-kind, arise!" Political equality and equal rights for men! Take heart! (Though Good Sir Trotxâ has been told to iron again.) No more the meek and mild subservients we! We're fighting for our rights, militantly! Never you fear! So... Cast off the shackles of yesterday! Shoulder to shoulder, into the fray! Our grandson's grandsons will adore us And they'll sing in grateful chorus "Well done! Well done! Well done! Brother Suffragent!"
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 27, 2007 17:30:10 GMT -6
Let us throw off the chains of the feminist government of yesteryear, and begin a new era of Vuode. I petition the current premier to step down, and for a new vote to be held. I nominate Sir Trotxâ Betiñéir for the position!
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 27, 2007 17:37:24 GMT -6
Other "Suffragent" Song (From "Evita"):
ALL Don't cry men of Vuode We will rise as a gender
ALEXANDREU All through our wild days Our mad existences We'll keep our promises Don't keep your distances
TROTXÂ And as for fortune, and as for fame We'll never invite them in Though it seems to the world they are all we desired They are illusions They're not the solutions they promised to be
ALL The answer was here all the time Suffrage for men Don't cry men of Vuode...... Don't cry men of Vuode
STRATTON We will rise as a gender All through our wild days Our mad existences We'll keep our promises Don't keep your distances
VITEU Have we said too much?
ALEXANDREU There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
ALL But all you have to do is look at us to know that every word is true
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 27, 2007 17:44:13 GMT -6
And so the old battle cry of the French Revolution reigns on (in Talossan fashion): Liberançéu! Equálità! Viensqåb! (Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!)
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Trotxâ
Talossan since 10-17-2005; Knight since 11-5-2006
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Post by Trotxâ on Aug 27, 2007 20:53:48 GMT -6
And so the old battle cry of the French Revolution reigns on (in Talossan fashion): Liberançéu! Equálità! Viensqåb! (Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!) Yes! YES!!! Not Sorority! Fraternity!! Men of Vuode - to the Barricades!
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Post by Enríc Válbuerg on Aug 28, 2007 13:59:14 GMT -6
We have barricades?
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 28, 2007 16:08:42 GMT -6
Hmmm... alright then.... maybe we don't have barricades...
TO THE METAFORICAL BARRICADES!
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Post by Dréu Gavárþic'h on Aug 29, 2007 14:30:43 GMT -6
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