Appointment of the Minister of Immigration

[Hooligan]

Before making this next ministerial appointment, I wish to offer the thanks of the nation to the current Immigration Minister, Corrine De Winter, who requested that I relieve her of the duties that she has for so long performed so well. Minister De Winter has nearly singlehandedly presided over a period of great growth of the population of our Kingdom, most expertly and with dedication following the lead of her legendary predecessor in this office, Sir Fritz von Buchholtz. Corrine, we your fellow countrymen stand as one to cheer you for a job well done. As your Prime Minister, I speak with an extra share of gratitude for your willingness to remain as one of the deputies of the incoming Immigration Minister, so that the ministry can hope to continue to perform as well as you have allowed the Kingdom to come to expect. You are a credit to our nation, and your service will be long remembered.

My Fellow Talossans --

Plank 9 of the platform on which my party stood reads: "...the Immigration Ministry will be busy. And if it is not, all other ministries are not doing their job, and they'll catch hell. One thing the ministry will be busy doing is keeping prospective citizens active and interested, through daily contact, and by assigning a volunteer Talossan to each prospective. This volunteer will contact the prospective daily and ensure that he or she never has the opportunity to let his or her interest in Talossa diminish until the bite-marks on his or her neck heal and they have become one of us."

With great pleasure, I am proud to announce that I have named (and His Majesty the King has appointed) S:reu Viteu Toctviac'htéir the Minister of Immigration for the Kingdom of Talossa. I look forward to his service, and that of the deputies whom he shall name and who shall labour with him in fulfillment of the pledge that this government has made to its nation.

I now ask that our nation join me in congratulating S:reu Toctviac'htéir and offering him our best wishes and our best efforts in support of the duties he now assumes.

Done under my hand, this day, and other sundry babble,
Hooligan
Seneschál

[Deleted]

Dear Talossans,

I stand here ever humbled at the great honour bestowed upon me by our great nation. I am a man of not many words but one of action. So I will not take up a lot of your time, but rather, I will spend more time doing the job I have been appointed to do. However, I would now like to take the time out to give special thanks and congratulations to our new honourable king, King John Wooley! Next, a very special thanks and congratulations to the Prime Minister, Lord Hooligan.

There are a lot of plans being made to completely revamp the Ministry of Immigration and I assure you it is for the better. I have my work cut out for me, but with some help it should be a breeze. Now I would like to introduce you to my deputies:

Richard Deulofeut, DOTT, shall be the official Deputy Minister of Immigration. Him and I will be working very closely to turn the ministry into the best possible Ministry of Immigration it possibly could be.

And wonderful news that Corrine De Winter has decided to stay on as another Deputy Minister of Immigration to help both Richard and I.

Thank you all for your time!
any questions, please email me at: [e-mail]

[Tric'hard Dïeulofaçeva]

I would like to thank Immigration Minister Viteu, Lord Hooligan, and all the citizens of Talossa for this new position. I will do everything in my power to help the S:reu Viteu to achieve great success in the Ministry. And as Viteu is a man of little words, I am the complete opposite and so I would like to start by saying that we will strive to be the best Ministry of Immigration the nation has ever had (or atleast make it a draw, but we would like to win preferably).

*Ramble on for an hour on things not related to the topic of Talossa*

Anyways, thank you again for this great honor.

If you have any questions you also have the option of emailing me at: [e-mail]