la Ziua del Tepistà (Hooligan Day)

[Pôl d'Aurìbuérg]

From the Office of the Governor
of the Province of Florencia

Fellow Florencians,

As your newly elected Governor, I would like to issue my first Proclamation.

WHEREAS August 2nd is the date of the annual RUMP Roast, and that makes this an easy date to remember, and

WHEREAS our former Governor should be honored with a day of his own, and

WHEREAS we need another reason to celebrate in Florencia, the Greatest Province of the Kingdom, now

THEREFORE I, Pôl d'Aurìbuérg, Governor of Florencia, Proclaim August 2nd, la Ziua del Tepistà (Hooligan Day), for all of the Great Province of Florencia.

DONE this day under my hand as from the Landmark Building, the Glorious Capitol of Florencia Province, Right Next Door to the Liquor Store This 2nd Day of August, 2012. Pôl d'Aurìbuérg Governor God Save the King! God Save Talossa! God Save Florencia! God Save the Nimlet!

[Hooligan]

I honestly don't know what to say.

Rather than say anything, I will raise my glass with truly sincere thanks for this truly undeserved honour, and say, with the rest of my fellow citizens of this, the greatest province, "Here's to our Florencia, flower of the Kingdom!"

Hool