King John
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 7:07:39 GMT -6
The Complainant calls Brad Holmes to the stand. S:reu Holmes is a Talossan citizen, and has Wittenberg access.
S:reu Holmes, please post your Oath and Promise to testify truthfully.
— John Woolley, UrN, Complainant
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King John
King of Talossa
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 8:29:07 GMT -6
May it please this Honourable Cort:
It occurs to me that we might save time by my presenting some of my case more-or-less in parallel; that is, with more than one witness sworn at the same time. (I find nothing in the Rules of Procedure to forbid this.) With that in mind — and perfectly willing to proceed in a more linear manner, if the Cort prefers — I would like to call Tomás àl Bosc, Joseph Walkland, and myself (all Talossan citizens, with Wittenberg access) as witnesses.
Would S:reu Walkland and S:reu àl Bosc please post their Oath and Promise at their earliest convenience?
— John Woolley, UrN, Complainant
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King John
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 8:46:14 GMT -6
COMPLAINANT'S OATH (AS A WITNESS)
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following oath:
As you stand before this Cort, before the entire Kingdom of Talossa, before the whole world, before any God you may worship, and before your own conscience, do you openly and solemnly swear that the testimony you give will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Now reply (if you do in fact want to so swear) in the following manner (inserting your name where the blank is):
Yes, I John Woolley, do so swear.
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Danihel Laurieir
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Post by Danihel Laurieir on Apr 14, 2006 8:49:22 GMT -6
INSTRUCTIONS TO WITNESSES
You have been called to give testimony in before the Uppermost Cort of the Kingdom of Talossa. Under the rules of this Cort, every witness shall be required to declare that they will testify truthfully. In addition, witnesses will be asked to solemnly promise to follow certain rules designed to protect the integrity of the testimony of the witness.
1. JUDICIAL OATH
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following oath:
As you stand before this Cort, before the entire Kingdom of Talossa, before the whole world, before any God you may worship, and before your own conscience, do you openly and solemnly swear that the testimony you give will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Now reply (if you do in fact want to so swear) in the following manner (inserting your name where the blank is):
Yes, I ____________, do so swear.
2. INTEGRITY PROMISE
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following question:
You have sworn that your testimony to this Cort will be true. Do you also promise that while you are giving your testimony to this Cort you will not communicate in any form (in conversation, via email or telephone, for example) with any person except those whom the Cort explicitly allows? (In your case, as a witness called by the complainant, this means that as you give your testimony to the Cort, you will respond only to questions from the complainant (Sir John Woolley) and the three Justices of the Cort and will not communicate with anyone else.) Do you promise this?
Now reply (if in fact you do want to so promise) in the following manner (inserting your name where the blank is):
Yes, I____________, do so promise.
3. POST CONFIRMATION OF OATH AND PROMISE.
Finally or in a post on this Courtroom thread please copy the text of the JUDICIAL OATH and your affirmation of swearing to it and a copy the text of the INTEGRITY PROMISE and your affirmation of the promise.
Once the oath and promises are affirmed, the Complainant will proceed to ask you questions.
Thank you.
Danihél Lauriéir Acting Senior Justice of the Cort pü Înalt
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Danihel Laurieir
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Post by Danihel Laurieir on Apr 14, 2006 8:56:55 GMT -6
RESPONSE TO COMPLAINANT'S MOTION TO CALL MULTIPLE WITNESSES
The Cort will allow this, but will feel at liberty to change its mind if the calling of multiple witnesses simultaneously proves to be unworkable.
The Cort wishes to commend the complainant for suggesting this potentially very useful innovation.
Unfortunately, this Justice must take a recess till later this evening. But the complainant (whom I know will be busy later today) and the witnesses are invited to get their oaths and promises on the record. Once the oaths are promises are posted, the complainant may proceed to ask questions.
Signed,
Danihél Lauriéir Acting Senior Justice of the Cort pü Înalt
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Post by Joseph Walkland on Apr 14, 2006 9:43:23 GMT -6
1. JUDICIAL OATH
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following oath:
As you stand before this Cort, before the entire Kingdom of Talossa, before the whole world, before any God you may worship, and before your own conscience, do you openly and solemnly swear that the testimony you give will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Yes, I Joseph Oliver Walkland, do so swear.
2. INTEGRITY PROMISE
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following oath:
You have sworn that your testimony to this Cort will be true. Do you also promise that while you are giving your testimony to this Cort you will not communicate in any form with any person except those whom the Cort explicitly allows? Do you promise this?
Yes, I Joseph Oliver Walkland, do so promise.
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King John
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 9:50:40 GMT -6
S:reu Walkland, thank you for testifying. I'll make this as brief as I can. Here are my first questions:
1. On 24 March 2006, did you receive a large group of identical emails that appeared to be from me?
2. If so, how many were there?
3. Could you provide us a sample of one of them, complete with its message and its routing headers?
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Post by Joseph Walkland on Apr 14, 2006 10:52:38 GMT -6
On 24 March 2006, I did receive a large group of identical emails that appeared to come from S:reu John Woolley. There were 528 alltogether.
This is a sample:
X-Gmail-Received: 4360bfeeeca4103c4c6c2f63834e84452e57ecc0 Delivered-To: jwalkland@gmail.com Received: by 10.65.122.20 with SMTP id z20cs16774qbm; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:49:55 -0800 (PST) Received: by 10.70.100.14 with SMTP id x14mr966865wxb; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:48:23 -0800 (PST) Return-Path: <johnwwoolley@comcast.net> Received: from mail.localhost (pool-70-111-149-134.nwrk.east.verizon.net [70.111.149.134]) by mx.gmail.com with SMTP id h34si360908wxd.2006.03.24.01.48.22; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:48:23 -0800 (PST) Received-SPF: neutral (gmail.com: 70.111.149.134 is neither permitted nor denied by domain of johnwwoolley@comcast.net) Received: from int-serv1.hq.nato.int (int-serv1.hq.nato.int [152.152.96.1]) by X500ROOT.nasa.gov (IntraStore TurboSendmail) with ESMTP id AAA2113 for <postmaster@localhost>; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:48:23 Return-Path: <postmaster@localhost> From: johnwwoolley@comcast.net To: jwalkland@gmail.com Subject: Hello Date: Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:48:22 Message-ID: <mail.681767.usr64@phasma3000> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-Mailer: Phasma3000 by ad4 [www.8th-wonder.net]
FAGG0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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King John
King of Talossa
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 14:47:27 GMT -6
S:reu Walkland, a couple more questions and I'll be done.
4. On 24 March, did you send me 569 email messages saying "FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
5. This "sample" email message you posted — have you altered or modified its contents in any way? Or is this exactly what you received?
Thank you very much.
— John Woolley, UrN, Complainant
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Brad Holmes
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Post by Brad Holmes on Apr 14, 2006 15:38:39 GMT -6
1. JUDICIAL OATH
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following oath:
As you stand before this Cort, before the entire Kingdom of Talossa, before the whole world, before any God you may worship, and before your own conscience, do you openly and solemnly swear that the testimony you give will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Yes, I, Bradley C. Holmes, do so swear.
2. INTEGRITY PROMISE
Please raise your right hand and read aloud the following question:
You have sworn that your testimony to this Cort will be true. Do you also promise that while you are giving your testimony to this Cort you will not communicate in any form (in conversation, via email or telephone, for example) with any person except those whom the Cort explicitly allows? (In your case, as a witness called by the complainant, this means that as you give your testimony to the Cort, you will respond only to questions from the complainant (Sir John Woolley) and the three Justices of the Cort and will not communicate with anyone else.) Do you promise this?
Yes, I, Bradley C. Holmes, do so promise.
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King John
King of Talossa
Posts: 2,415
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King Since: 3-14-2007
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Post by King John on Apr 14, 2006 15:46:55 GMT -6
Thank you, S:reu Holmes. Please answer these questions at your earliest convenience.
1. On 24 March 2006, did you receive a large group of identical emails that appeared to be from Vincent Manzelli?
2. If so, how many were there?
3. Could you provide us a sample of one of them, complete with its message and its routing headers?
4. On 24 March 2006 and 25 March 2006, did you receive two large groups of more-or-less identical emails that appeared to be from me?
5. If so, how many were there?
6. Could you provide us a sample of one of them (or perhaps of one from each of the two days), complete with messages and routing headers?
— John Woolley, UrN, Complainant
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Post by Ups Antônio Martüc on Apr 14, 2006 21:41:16 GMT -6
When can I make my cross examination?
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Post by Joseph Walkland on Apr 15, 2006 9:46:34 GMT -6
S:reu Walkland, a couple more questions and I'll be done. 4. On 24 March, did you send me 569 email messages saying "FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"? 5. This "sample" email message you posted — have you altered or modified its contents in any way? Or is this exactly what you received? Thank you very much. — John Woolley, UrN, Complainant 4. No, I did not. 5. I did not alter the message at all, this is exactly how I received it. A screenshot can be seen here:-->>http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3128/screenshot3zf.jpg
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Danihel Laurieir
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Post by Danihel Laurieir on Apr 15, 2006 9:46:40 GMT -6
RESPONSE TO DEFENDANT'S QUERY
If the defendant will please refer to the HEARING RULES AND PROCEDURES document that's pinned at the top of this thread, he will discover that this hearing is currently at Step 2 (Presentation of the complainant's case). The defendant will have an opportunity to cross examine the complainant's witnesses at Step 5 (Cross-examination by the defendant).
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Brad Holmes
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Post by Brad Holmes on Apr 15, 2006 11:26:28 GMT -6
1. Yes, I received several identical email messages that appeared to be from Vincent Manzelli on 24 MAR 06.
2. There was a total of 176 of those messages that day.
3. The unaltered copy (except for spaces in my email address) is as follows. From : <vincent_manzelli@yahoo.com> Sent : Friday, March 24, 2006 4:05 PM To : brad holmes66 @ hotmail. com Subject : 9/11 | | | Ups Crap | Inbox
Received: from mail.localhost ([70.111.149.134]) by bay0-mc2-f2.bay0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.1830); Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:05:33 -0800 Received: from int-serv1.hq.nato.int (int-serv1.hq.nato.int [152.152.96.1]) by X500ROOT.nasa.gov (IntraStore TurboSendmail) with ESMTP id AAA2113 for <postmaster@localhost>; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:05:35 X-Message-Info: 6sSXyD95QpVr9TB7pvZeMLsJ/DxdUW6QyjsbNqI+3ic= Return-Path: <postmaster@localhost> X-Mailer: Phasma3000 by ad4 [www.8th-wonder.net] X-OriginalArrivalTime: 24 Mar 2006 21:05:33.0642 (UTC) FILETIME=[B0C302A0:01C64F86]
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9/11 was funny.
4. Yes, I receieved several nearly identical messages that appeared to be from Sir John over the course of two days, 24 MAR 06 and 25 MAR 06. The only difference between the two sets of messages was the subject line.
5. Between the two days, there were 1,203 of these messages.
6. An unaltered copy (except for spaces in my email address) of each message are as follows. 24MAR06 From : <johnwwoolley@comcast.net> Sent : Friday, March 24, 2006 6:12 PM To : brad holmes66 @ hotmail. com Subject : ANNOUNCEMENT | | | Ups Crap | Inbox
Received: from mail.localhost ([70.111.149.134]) by bay0-mc6-f5.bay0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.1830); Fri, 24 Mar 2006 15:13:40 -0800 Received: from int-serv1.hq.nato.int (int-serv1.hq.nato.int [152.152.96.1]) by X500ROOT.nasa.gov (IntraStore TurboSendmail) with ESMTP id AAA2113 for <postmaster@localhost>; Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:13:42 X-Message-Info: 6sSXyD95QpX/yYGv3bsx3cyxHyYoZWlIuRtRp+MQ8lU= Return-Path: <postmaster@localhost> X-Mailer: Phasma3000 by ad4 [www.8th-wonder.net] X-OriginalArrivalTime: 24 Mar 2006 23:13:40.0735 (UTC) FILETIME=[96A050F0:01C64F98]
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DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25MAR06 From : <johnwwoolley@comcast.net> Sent : Saturday, March 25, 2006 10:58 PM To : brad holmes66 @ hotmail. com Subject : ALTERT | | | Ups Crap | Inbox
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DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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