You need to watch more TV!

[Txec Rôibeardsëfiglheu]

Soon on your local MIBS station...

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NARRATOR:
A new miniseries brought to you by the makers of such classics as The
Johnny Cash Love Triangle starring Marty Feldman as Johnny Cash and
the Festival of Nothingness starring Kim Kardashian brings you
the is uplifting tale of the bonds that binds soldiers to one another.

SCENE:
Kingdom of Talossa, Maricopa Province. On a deck decorated to celebrate
Barry Manilow's birthday. A group of young men together all dressed as
you'd expect men at a picnic to dress. A couple of the guys are near a
barbecue pit. Some are on the deck, some in the house. The music of
Barry Manilow is playing in the background.

TIME:
In the not too distant future

IAN:
Here's your margarita, mate. Try not to drink this one so fast or this
will be a rather short evening

TXEC:
Yeah yeah whatever, thanks MOM!. Give me that!

DAVIU:
Did I hear the radio right? Did they say that they surrendered?

JD:
Surrendered? Surrendered what? Their paperwork? Their virginity? What?

TXEC:
Those eggheads would never surrender their paperwork.

DAVIU:
Those bozoes probably surrendered their provincial guard to an invisible
enemy.

JD: snorting
Yeah right! Like they even have a provincial guard!

TXEC:
Did they ever even set a provincial guard up or is that still locked up
in some committee.

IAN:
You know them, as long as something is being handled by a committee they
honestly believe things are getting done.

SCENE:
A loud roar over head. The young men look up to see four helicopters all
bearing the emblems of the Army of the Oranjun

IAN:
Our Lady! They are headed straight for...

NARRATOR:
Little did these celebrants of the man who wrote the songs know but
their lives would very very soon be forever altered...

SCENE:
A few days later in a building in view of the capitol the same group of
young men are dressed in camo and holding firearms and miscellaneous
military equipment

IAN:
Daviu, you take your group around to the north entrance of the capitol
building. I'll take my group to the eastern entrance. We'll clear the
center and northeastern sections of the building and fortify the position
while Txec's group looks for the King and the wine cellar. Remember the
King is in there somewhere a prisoner. Our mission- Free the King! and
get back to the bungalow for cold beers! Now Lock and load!

TXEC:
and he should be easy to rescue as his guards are all cowards from...

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SCENE:
An explosion drowns out the voice and the screen shows

The Resistance Wore Flip-Flops

A RoiRoi Production

Coming soon to your local MIBS channel