Happy Penguin Awareness Day!

[Ián Tamorán S.H.]

Today we are aware of penguins - our future citizens from Péngöpäts (well, if we change the law, perhaps)

Tomorrow we shall appreciate all our squirrels - red, and grey and black and... the other colours and shapes and sizes that squirrels enjoy.

Next year, as a reward for the unstinting work by our glorious Talossan scientists, merging strands of DNA with inspiration and subtlety, we shall have a single instant between those two days when we laud the squirrnguins and pengirrels.


....I really must go and take my tablets again.

[Alèx Soleighlfred]

Wow!

To be fair, I'm always aware of penguins. They're already between us. They plot. And I'm okay with that.

[Iason Bitxichë Taiwos]

I'm aware that the Penguins are really sucking this season. But hey, I guess I couldn't really expect a third Stanley Cup in a row.