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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Aug 6, 2017 12:29:07 GMT -6
  ABBA's quasi-annual Tournament of Waterloo was held this weekend, where Benitos finest bocce players gathered together to compete for the title of "Dancing Queen". As usual, the contest consisted of only two athletes, Vitxalmour Conductour and Iason Taiwos.Taiwos, suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustion, performed poorly in the first few sets, but wound up catching up to Conductours three point lead, defeating him in the end with a 9-3 score. This is Taiwos' second consecutive victory in the Tournament of Waterloo. As always, the victor in the Tournament declares "Bring me the head of Umberto Granalgia!", whereupon a trading card featuring the likeness of the bocce great is presented. Taiwos currently leads Conductour in Bolextrema championships 3-2. A fun time was had by all. |
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Post by Istefan da Tzara on Oct 14, 2017 11:52:24 GMT -6
I really regret I was not in the public, where does this prestigious quasi-annuao competition take place?
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Oct 14, 2017 12:20:47 GMT -6
I really regret I was not in the public, where does this prestigious quasi-annuao competition take place? Salem, Ohio, in Vitxalmour Conductour's back yard. Had you attended,Stefano, you would have been the entire audience! |
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Post by Istefan da Tzara on Oct 14, 2017 12:43:09 GMT -6
Lord Admiral, I love in that part of Benito province called italy, rather far but maybe next I'll try to be the audience, at least the Italian part of it.
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Lüc da Schir
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Post by Lüc da Schir on Oct 15, 2017 4:35:34 GMT -6
Looking forward to a Benito/Buckeye TV online livestream of the next tournament *hint hint*
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Oct 18, 2017 14:41:25 GMT -6
Heh, we actually filmed a previous tournament, but Vitxalmour Conductour has never gotten around to editing it. (There's some stuff on there that's funny, but probably wouldn't make the final cut...like me almost kncoking one of his kids down with a bocce ball. Or the scene where I spit beer on him...)
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Oct 18, 2017 15:47:10 GMT -6
I never finish anythi
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Oct 25, 2017 16:07:18 GMT -6
 The head of Umberto Granaglia, the Stanley Cup of Talossan provincial sports. (Shown sideways for no particular reason.) |
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Post by E.S. Bornatfiglheu on Oct 25, 2017 22:41:30 GMT -6
Excellent and well played. Mayhaps I will field a team sometime as well.
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Oct 27, 2017 14:08:07 GMT -6
You are welcome to come down and play anytime, ESB. Would be nice to play against somebody besides Mr."Sore Loser" Conductour for a change.
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Nov 18, 2017 18:43:01 GMT -6
I am an excellent loser and have had much practice at it.
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 6, 2019 21:55:10 GMT -6
The 2019 Tournament of Waterloo, held in an actual Bocce court, rather than the mess of weeds and rocks of previous years, and rather than not at all as in 2018, was a joyous return to rightful victory for the fan favorite player.  |
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Post by Iason Bitxichë Taiwos on Aug 6, 2019 22:02:22 GMT -6
Fan favorite,my ass. I was playing with a handicap (dislocated toe.) I basically threw in the towel by the eighth round because my foot hurt. Enjoy your victory. Taiwos will be fully healed and kicking your ass next year
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Post by Vitxalmour Conductour on Aug 26, 2019 18:37:48 GMT -6
I polled all previous spectators of the tournament, and it was 3 to 1 in my favour as favorite. Also, don't kick too hard, don't want to stub your toe again.
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