[CULTURE] "Sîoridâ Talossa" and Deputy Minister

[Miestrâ Schivâ, UrN]

And now for something extremely different. The Culture Ministry has decided to promote a Siôridâ Talossa ("Miss Talossa") beauty pageant. This pageant will be open to all Talossan women and Talossan men and other genders who are keen to dress up in femmy clothes and make a spectacle of themselves.

Probably a swimsuit section would be inappropriate for the under-18 citizens, but I certainly expect that there will be casual-wear, evening-wear and talent sections. I hereby name my ZRT/Free Democrat party colleague, M.T. Patritz da Biondeu MC, as Deputy Culture Minister in particular charge of organising this.

[Marti-Pair Furxheir S.H.]

Why can't men participate in manly clothes?

Is this another sexist thing that women are beautiful and men are just handsome?

And yet, even in Québec, we admit it: 

[M.T. Patritz da Biondeu]

I will run for the Mister and Miss... and win both. That's why we aren't doing Mister.