[PROPOSAL] The 'I Call Bull-Trump' ACT
Jun 17, 2015 18:12:58 GMT -6
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Post by C. Carlüs Xheraltescù on Jun 17, 2015 18:12:58 GMT -6
WHEREAS, Donald Trump has decided that he wants to run for the office of President of our Big Neighbour, and
WHEREAS, tolerate or loathe him, he is a pretty huge figure, and
WHEREAS, did ya see what I did there?, and
WHEREAS, there exists some ambiguity as to whether that's his real hair or not, and
WHEREAS, Fiovans have always been eager to prove themselves to be kindly and helpful souls, and
WHEREAS, this sort of thing should make it easier for everyone, now
THEREFORE, be it resolved by the General Assembly of the Free Province of Fiôvâ, for its members are uniquely placed to resolve such matters, that for the sake of argument: Donald Trump's hair is probably an illegal alien and we should demand its long-form birth certificate.
(I commend this resolution to the Assembly)
WHEREAS, tolerate or loathe him, he is a pretty huge figure, and
WHEREAS, did ya see what I did there?, and
WHEREAS, there exists some ambiguity as to whether that's his real hair or not, and
WHEREAS, Fiovans have always been eager to prove themselves to be kindly and helpful souls, and
WHEREAS, this sort of thing should make it easier for everyone, now
THEREFORE, be it resolved by the General Assembly of the Free Province of Fiôvâ, for its members are uniquely placed to resolve such matters, that for the sake of argument: Donald Trump's hair is probably an illegal alien and we should demand its long-form birth certificate.
(I commend this resolution to the Assembly)
"Ceterum censeo republicam proclamandum esse."