The "Where in Maricopa is Carmen Sandiego?" Act
Oct 14, 2014 18:49:33 GMT -6
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Post by Iustì Carlüs Canun on Oct 14, 2014 18:49:33 GMT -6
The "Where in Maricopa is Carmen Sandiego?" Act
WHEREAS there have, in the past, been inquisitive persons who have wanted to know what Canton and/or Parish they live in, and
WHEREAS I was one of these people,
THEREFORE the Cabana hereby enacts the following method of Parish assignment into law:
El Praxel «¿Dovestà Carmina Santxec in Maricopa?»
TANDI QE hi estevent, in el paßescu, dals perziuns preguntons qi veleva säparh el Cantò es/eda el Pleiv qe þavitent, es
TANDI QE esteveu viens d'acestilor,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN el Cleivi perventüra enacta aceasta meþoda d'aßinmeteu da Pleivs ainciün el legeu:
Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP.
WHEREAS there have, in the past, been inquisitive persons who have wanted to know what Canton and/or Parish they live in, and
WHEREAS I was one of these people,
THEREFORE the Cabana hereby enacts the following method of Parish assignment into law:
In the Canton of Wesernia:FURTHERMORE, since certain anomalous Provincial assignments must be accounted for, due to the law regarding "closed" provinces (Lex.E.7.13-15), the following is also put into effect:
John Minot Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the nations of the Indian subcontinent.
Frédéric Maugey Parish: Maricopan citizens living in Mexico and the nations of Central America.
In the Canton of Murphysboro:
Cass Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the nations of South America.
Solomon Juneau Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the nations of Spain and Andorra.
In the Canton of Schneideria:
Bud Selig Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of California.
Dale Morris Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of Hawai'i.
Iustì Canun Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of Texas.
In the Canton of Prachelion:
Cresti Siervicül Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of Oklahoma.
Gary Schwichtenberg Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of New Mexico.
Tom Buffone Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of Arizona.
Capital Parish: Maricopan citizens living in the US state of Wisconsin, including those who would otherwise have been assigned to different Provinces.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Atatürk Province are assigned to Capital Parish.FURTHER-FURTHERMORE, citizens of Maricopa who actually inhabit the Province are assigned to the parish in which they live.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Benito Province are assigned to Tom Buffone Parish.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Cézembre Province are assigned to Frédéric Maugey Parish.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Fiôvâ Province are assigned to Dale Morris Parish.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Florencia Province are assigned to Solomon Juneau Parish.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province are assigned to Cresti Siervicül Parish.
Maricopan citizens who would otherwise have been assigned to Vuode Province are assigned to Bud Selig Parish.
El Praxel «¿Dovestà Carmina Santxec in Maricopa?»
TANDI QE hi estevent, in el paßescu, dals perziuns preguntons qi veleva säparh el Cantò es/eda el Pleiv qe þavitent, es
TANDI QE esteveu viens d'acestilor,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN el Cleivi perventüra enacta aceasta meþoda d'aßinmeteu da Pleivs ainciün el legeu:
In el Cantò d'Ovestia:PETOSCH, parç qe si tent àð acomodarh dels aßinmeteux ancoþvoureschti da Provinçù, à c'hauça del legeu profta las provinçuns "fermadas" (Lex.E.7.13-15), el sovind ocsà isch enactescu:
Pleiv Ian Minet: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent las naziuns del subcuntanint Hindustani.
Pleiv Freiric Corïu: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent Mexico es las naziuns d'America Central.
In el Cantò da Zuerieiria:
Pleiv Caß: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent las naziuns d'America Meridional.
Pleiv Solomò Xhuno: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent las naziuns d'Espain es d'Anduora.
In el Cantò da Taglheiria:
Pleiv C'hav Beat: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat da California.
Pleiv Val Moritz: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat da Havaiï.
Pleiv Iustì Canun: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat da Texas
In el Cantò da Sandadia:
Pleiv Cresti Siervicül: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat d'Oklahoma.
Pleiv Dixhet Ischpirabuerg: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat da Noveu Mexico.
Pleiv Tomás Paliaçéu: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat d'Arizona.
Pleiv Capital: Citaxhiens da Maricopa qe þavitent l'estat da Visconça, includind acestilor qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignheschti à'iensa ödra Provinçù.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù d'Atatürk sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Capital.PÜ PETOSCH, citaxhiens da Maricopa qi actualmint þavitent la Provinçù sint aðsignheschti àl pleiv dove vivent.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Benito sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Tomás Paliaçéu.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Cézembre sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Freiric Corïu.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Fiôvâ sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Val Moritz.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Florencia sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Solomò Xhuno.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Maritiimi-Maxhestic sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv Cresti Siervicül.
Citaxhiens da Maricopa qi altramint veladra tirh estescu aðsignhescu àl Provinçù da Vuode sint aðsignheschti àl Pleiv C'hav Beat.
Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP.
